I Wanna Be Grown Up (song)

I Wanna Be Grown Up is a song found in Making Decisions. The song is infamous for being actually decent. On December 22nd, 2015, YouTuber Grimy Ghost! uploaded a video called "BALLS JUST WANNA GROW UP."

Lyrics
Jack: C'mon, Mary Jane! I mean, live a little! What do we got to lose, anyway?

Mary Jane: I don't know, Jack. That house still scares me!

Jack: Ah, come on! You know, we're eight years old!

What do we got to show for it?

No credit cards, no beards

Mary Jane: No car!

Jack: Well, at least not yet!

And look at that old house!

'Bout ready to fall apart

Seems like a good place to start; no one Dorbee's ever been this far!

What we need is a running start to show that we're not kids

And something inside that scary old house might be our ticket in

I wanna be grown up!

I ain't a kid no more

I was when I was four, but that was long ago!

I wanna be grown up!

No school, no 'rithmetic

That stuff just makes me sick,

'cause I wanna be grown up!

Mary Jane: Yeah?

Jack: Yeah!

Mary Jane: Well, I kinda know what you mean.

Jack: You do?

Mary Jane: Yeah.

I mean, growing up's always seemed to be trying to make into something I'm not. Well, you know my mom?

Jack: Uh-huh.

Mary Jane: She made me wear a dress (Jack: Eugh.)

I was Auntie Myrtle's flower girl, and what a mess! (Wow, what happened?)

Walkin' down the aisle (Uh-huh.)

Tripped over Uncle Howard's boot (Mm.)

And my dress went "WOOP!"

And everybody laughed and said, "Oh, how cute!"

Remember "Yes, ma'am" and "Thank you", please

And courtesy on your way out

What I need is a little freedom, to see what life's about

I wanna be grown up! (Yeah, you got it!)

No curlies, no hair-berets

Doesn't matter if I get wet, 'cause now I'm on my own

I wanna be grown up!

And put away all my dolls

I'm just a ball, who wants to be grown up

Both: I wanna be grown up!

And I ain't a kid no more

I was when I was four, but that was long ago!

I wanna be grown up!

It's all for one and one for all

We're just balls

who wanna be grown up.

Flowers and Both:(Hey, yeah yeah... Hey, yeah, yeah...

I wanna be grown up!)

(Hey, yeah yeah... Hey, yeah, yeah...

I wanna be grown up!)

(Hey, yeah yeah... Hey, yeah, yeah...)